Don't give me the finger.

We live in a city with 9million "legal" residents. That doesn't include commuters or tourists. Everyday thousands of these people hang on the subway, open doors, pick up drinks in these board of health disaster delis, lean against walls, talk on phones, type on keyboards, push elevator buttons, open taxi doors and scratch their ass.

Then they come over to you and hand you a piece of paper. Maybe its a test, a brief, a report, a ticket or a check. What you didn't notice was they just licked their middle digit, touched their now wet finger to the item they are giving you and walked away. Not only have they put all theitems listed below IN THEIR MOUTH, but they have now given you an infected document with everything listed above plus any internal diseases they might be walking around with.

This might have been OK when your 5th grade english teacher in rural suburbia handed back the graded tests, but as an adult in this city that is pure filth.

Are papers that slippery? Do we really need to add extra grip in order to seperate 2 pieces of paper from each other?
This is one of the most disgusting habits a human can have. The funny thing is it is as exceptable as coughing or sneezing. Take notice next time someone hands you a piece of paper. Do they lick their finger? Now think of how many pieces of paper they have given you in the past, and most likely liked their finger then too.