Elevator Assholes

If you are the last person into the elevator and you are going to a high floor please use some deductive reasoning. You are smarter than you appear. I am sure of this because you can’t be going to such a high floor with such a stupid mind, I hope. If you pressed 32 in the crowded morning elevator, it stops on 3 and you hear a bunch of rustling behind you, WAKE UP AND MOVE OUT OF THE WAY ASSHOLE, OTHER PEOPLE ARE GETTING OUT! Big surprise. That’s why they made floors 2-31 for other people, with other jobs. It’s ok to look them in the eye, say good morning and step aside so they can get off. Hell, its even ok to get out of the elevator so they can get off easier then step back in and continue up to your floor. Would it really kill you to be a little more aware.