Friday, January 27, 2006

Delicious and Annoying


What the hell is with this SPAM shit on a blog. Is nothing sacred. Each week a few seconds after I post I wind up with a few comments trying to lure me to make money from my blog. A. I don't need to make money by putting ads on my blog. B. I have my own plan as to how to make this rant produce some loot. C. You are full of shit.

Keep your spam to your camp circle morning omlettes and stay off my comments bar.

Friday, January 20, 2006

Aloha is not how we greet each other in NYC


Another case of people not doing their job. This one isn’t as direct as last week but it is still worth categorizing this way. If you are a clerk and a customer buys an item that is to be eaten with a spoon. And, you have a basket full of them right next to you, please put one in the bag. Everyone knows you put enough napkins in the bag. But no spoon. Why? It is right there next to the napkins. I could by a Snickers bar and you would give me a bag and napkins but I buy a yogurt and you expect me to eat it like poi. If it was 80 degrees and sunny and we lived on a tropical island in the Pacific Ocean I would. But it’s freezing, grey and generally sucky so give me a spoon jerk.

Friday, January 13, 2006

Speed vs. Efficiency vs. Intelligence


Not even the simplest of tasks can be completed properly anymore. The days of relying on someone because their job requires them to perform “that” task are gone. Perhaps in this multitasking world of increased production for hyper consumerism habits we have lost site of our initial intentions.

It seems to me, companies were pushing for more efficiency in order to make more money. Big surprise. But, somewhere the definition of efficient became boiled down to speed. These words, at their root, mean very different things.

Efficiency implies performing a given task with as little waste as possible. That waste may be measured in materials, cost or time. An efficient company would be one that can make its product with the same results and quality only now they do it in half the time.

Speed simply represents the rate at which production can be completed. There is no implied quality in a company that is a “fast” producer of goods.

So, with all these companies pushing employees to move faster it has put pressure on our core capabilities as humans. Intelligence. Intelligence at our jobs has been squashed by the need for speed. No one has time to think about anything anymore. They just do.

Most of this angst comes from me asking simple questions and getting quick or half assed answers from the employee in hopes of me accepting their response so he/she can move onto the next customer. Everyone is reactive not proactive. They speak with a tone and manner that makes me feel like they are just trying to get rid of me so they can get on to the next customer as fast as they can.

I am sure there are other people who agree. I would rather a slow right answer over a fast wrong one any day.

Come on Intelligence, you can win! Fight for it!

Friday, January 06, 2006

Elevator Assholes


If you are the last person into the elevator and you are going to a high floor please use some deductive reasoning. You are smarter than you appear. I am sure of this because you can’t be going to such a high floor with such a stupid mind, I hope. If you pressed 32 in the crowded morning elevator, it stops on 3 and you hear a bunch of rustling behind you, WAKE UP AND MOVE OUT OF THE WAY ASSHOLE, OTHER PEOPLE ARE GETTING OUT! Big surprise. That’s why they made floors 2-31 for other people, with other jobs. It’s ok to look them in the eye, say good morning and step aside so they can get off. Hell, its even ok to get out of the elevator so they can get off easier then step back in and continue up to your floor. Would it really kill you to be a little more aware.